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Know when to stop.

Caffeine's half-life means your 3 PM coffee is still whispering to your brain at bedtime. Find your last-call time, track what you've had, and look up any drink — math shown, sources cited, mild judgments included.

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Enter your bedtime to see your latest safe drink time

Threshold: residual under ~50 mg at bedtime. Half the dose clears every half-life. Sources: half-life explainer · cutoff research

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Track your whole day

Log drinks as you go — see your total against the 400 mg line, your live bloodstream level, and a countdown that tells you when regular coffee is done for the day. Buzz reacts. Sometimes badly.

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